I can’t believe it. After the idea of possibly charing for using the toilets, Ryanair is now asking passengers new possible fees. I found the info on aero-news.net (thanks for that) and immediately sent my e-mail to competition@ryanair.com. What did I propose ? I simply copied the content of the post I wrote earlier as a cynical reaction to their idea to charge for toilets. Click here to read the original post, or read the copied list below:

• Toilet paper
• Glasses for drinks
• Safety belt
• Life jackets (surchage if an emergency is declared)
• Stairs for boarding (surcharge for handrail)
• Oxygen masks (surchage in case of “drop in cabin pressure”)
• Safety briefing
• Use of the overhead compartments
• Warm and pressurized air in the cabin
• Seat (surcharge for armrests)
• Window / window blind
• Doors (incl. emergency exits)

If you want to copy it and send it to ryanair as well, you’re welcome to do so – you could even win 1′000 Euros. But as I did, don’t forget to add “Respect” to the end… I’m sure many of us would appreciate to be well treated passengers. I know that writing here about this new idea from Ryanair is contributing to their marketing buzz, but I could not resist. Let’s see if they’ll respond, and if my idea of “pay for respect” will be retained…